'JUST FOR FUN'

2008-10-25T04:36:00.000-07:00

'New School Blues'

I’m so worried and confused.

Nothing’s going right.

I started a new school today.

I’ll get no sleep tonight.

I don’t know what to take each day.

They haven’t made it clear.

What my timetable will be

So now I live.. in fear.

I’ll get told off if I don’t bring

The right kit for PE.

But I don’t know the difference

Between sports kit and PE.

I don’t have any football boots.

I’ve got no indoor shoes.

No apron for technology.

I’ve got the New School Blues.

My mum and dad are all spent up.

It cost a hundred quid

For them to buy my uniform.

Cos I’m such a big kid.

I’m 5 foot 5, although I’m 9

I could have died of shame

when all the big kids from the top

came up and asked my name.

And even when they showed surprise

That I am really massive

And only in the bottom class, I stood there just all passive.

I smiled at them, all sweet and shy

I felt my face go red.

I wish I could be really ill and spend the year in bed.

Next day

I’m feeling better now that I have got a plan...

Of things to take to school each day

I’ll now know where I am.

Oh, I’m so worried and confused

It’s never going to end

I’ve even got some homework now

To spoil

my first weekend.

All i want is a Heart Bypass..

2008-10-25T04:35:00.001-07:00

Plastic parts, body parts.

Prosthetic legs and pumping hearts.

silicone pads and metal shin.

Breast implants and tightened skin.

Don’t want cosmetic surgery

Just want to live – I’m 53

Don’t care about my flabby ass.

Please can I have a heart bypass?

Maggie the Poet

'JUST FOR FUN'

All i want is a Heart Bypass..